I just ate 9 oreos (plus, a video!)
HELLO EMAIL LIST. After switching platforms 17 times I think I finally found one we love! But switching platforms constantly also messes with deliverability so if youre getting this - YOU ARE A CHOSEN ONE.
ALSO you are cool and strange. because who opens an email titled "I just ate 9 oreos" ☠️ YOU, you feral little minx.
Ok anyways.
Anyway — on to something more important than Oreos:
There are TWO SPOTS LEFT in my European Summer Mastermind Retreat, and this is your invitation. With the marketing of the book and returning to uploading videos to social media after two years 😬 I forgot to market THIS, and I’m guessing it’s a sign and that there’s some of you who love a last minute adventure!
THINKING OF COMING?
WATCH THIS VIDEO I MADE FOR YOU on my sugar high from the oreos (my bestie that i went to college with and was my bestie when i was married came to visit and brought me DOUBLE STUFF OREOS FROM THE USAAAA 🇺🇸dream life)
🌿 So… what is this retreat?
It’s an 8-day, intimate, mastermind-style retreat at a fairytale chateau an hour north of Paris. Think rolling gardens, beautiful rooms, home-cooked meals by our private French chef (she’s doing crepes, obviously), long walks, late-night gossip, hot seats, business breakthroughs, investment ideas, and actual fun.
And yes — it’s co-ed. Most attendees are women, but incredible men have joined us too.
This retreat is for people building something — not necessarily a company (though most are), but a version of life they want to live with intention.
People who are smart, kind, curious, and genuinely interesting.
People who want to sit under the stars and ask: what’s next?
🧠 Who’s already coming?
Let me brag for a second — without too many juicy details.
• GRACE: built a career managing the homes and childcare of the world’s most famous and successful people. She literally moves in, sets up systems, and runs entire households. Think private jets, red carpets, five-star logistics for kids — she’s the brains behind it.
• ASHLEY - A self made travel hacking wizard who runs a full business that gets you business class flights for less than economy and founded the best travel points conference.
• ADRIEN - He’s been to 193 countries as a 10 year digital nomad, a minimalist, who uses technology to Help engines and start up scale their positive impact!
• ANONYMOUS- An entrepreneur who learned how to automate and scale his business so well that he’s hardly needed, so he comes to our Retreats and tells us how 🤣
• AND… And a cast of fascinating people, doctors, travel directors, nomad accountants, digital nomads and creators who are asking: “Okay, I built this life. Now what?”
IM OBSESSED. come let me be obsessed with you too x
You’ll get hot seats, mentorship, community, and 7 days to unplug from the noise and actually think — while surrounded by people who get it.
We’ve sold 12 of 14 spots. These are the last ones.
💰 Investment: $4,950. All-inclusive except flights
🗓 August 17–24
One hour north of Paris. Closest airport: CDG.
If you’ve been circling this in your mind — maybe this is the little sign you needed.
Come to France. Build what’s next. Meet people who will actually get you.
There’s no website. The Retreat filled essentially from one Instagram story and word of mouth. 😳
But here’s a link to basic info.
👉 APPLY NOW.
Move fast. August is just two months away!
Love, Alyne
Ps Brb going to eat more Oreos and watch the secret lives of Mormon wives! WHO ELSE IS WATCHING. Now that’s a Friday night 🤣
PPS OMG DUHHH my book is coming out in four days! I wrote every word. not a ghostwriter! If you’ve ever wanted access to me as your bestie talking to you for HOURS OF GOSSIP (at a price that’s much more accessible than a Retreat), I think you will love this book! Cant afford it? Tell your local library to get it and read it for FREEE! It’s honestly more like a super entertaining Journal, and full of Travel stories, Love stories, life stories mistakes, and lessons! I hope you love it!
ORDER HERE: www.dearalyne.com/book
